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spaustriastuck: dennys: EXERCISE EX-ER-CISE EX-AR-SIZE EGGS-ARE-SIDES FOR BACON BACON who the...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 08:49:19 -0400

spaustriastuck:

dennys:

EXERCISE
EX-ER-CISE
EX-AR-SIZE
EGGS-ARE-SIDES
FOR BACON
BACON

who the heck is running Denny’s tumblr

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Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:12:27 -0400

batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:10:45 -0400

batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago

welcomebackronberto: How to successfully seduce someone:Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 21:55:12 -0400

welcomebackronberto:

How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

bloodcaste: johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.

Wed, 29 May 2013 17:32:01 -0400

bloodcaste:

johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.

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Wed, 29 May 2013 17:31:51 -0400

toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:41:53 -0400

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.

alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:13:39 -0400

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

matzoballer: your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:12:12 -0400

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

Carey Mulligan - Vogue by Mario Testino, May 2013

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:33:23 -0400

Carey Mulligan - Vogue by Mario Testino, May 2013

rdj + deuces

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:34:42 -0400

rdj + deuces

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Mon, 20 May 2013 16:34:22 -0400

richarcl: imagine someone hot having a crush on you

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:29:59 -0400

richarcl:

imagine someone hot having a crush on you

armisael: i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:29:44 -0400

armisael:

i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch

cumsquats: i wish i was a crouton

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:55:29 -0400

cumsquats:

i wish i was a crouton

I hope she’ll be a fool—that’s the best thing a girl can be in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:49:12 -0400

I hope she’ll be a fool—that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:48:27 -0400

less-than-one: Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:10:51 -0400

less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

“It’s hard to really grasp that existential fact that the only...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:10:00 -0400

“It’s hard to really grasp that existential fact that the only commodity that is not negotiable is time.”

shaggydoge: Benedict cumber batch… wow… such a Talant acter…. look at how he shows 2 diferent...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:15:16 -0400

shaggydoge:

Benedict cumber batch… wow… such a Talant acter…. look at how he shows 2 diferent Emotions on both sides of his face… Wow