alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

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Carey Mulligan - Vogue by Mario Testino, May 2013

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rdj + deuces

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richarcl:

imagine someone hot having a crush on you

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armisael:

i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch

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cumsquats:

i wish i was a crouton

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I hope she’ll be a fool—that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.

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