spaustriastuck:

dennys:

EXERCISE
EX-ER-CISE
EX-AR-SIZE
EGGS-ARE-SIDES
FOR BACON
BACON

who the heck is running Denny’s tumblr

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batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago

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welcomebackronberto:

How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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bloodcaste:

johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.

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toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

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alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

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Carey Mulligan - Vogue by Mario Testino, May 2013

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