why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
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i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
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I hope she’ll be a fool—that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.
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