why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
Carey Mulligan - Vogue by Mario Testino, May 2013
rdj + deuces
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
I hope she’ll be a fool—that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.